Memo to Google's Eric Schmidt -- don't quit your day job

So ya gotta believe Eric Schmidt-- he says the Smartphone is the new PC.  Can you believe it? He must know. The chief Googler says that this device is the new PC, smartphones are outpacing the sale of PCs and yeah, we will get everything we need from this 2 x 4 inch shaky little box. He really said this -- pretty much unquestioned by press who were at the event, the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona.  And your car will drive itself, you'll never be lonely -- and you'll be happier. I'm not making that up -- he said it. Maybe he really can predict the future -- when miniaturization rules the world and we have bifocals attached to our bifocals. Just don't drop your PC into the trash on his say-so just yet.  Let's see how effective business people can be with this cute little thing -- let them try to edit a 21-page word document like the one I just sent out with 9 different graphics and 21 end-note references. In fact, I am willing to bet that none of the folks I sent it to are reading it on their iPhone, Droid, or BlackBerry. And folks I know are not updating their multi-sheet Excel files where they track their business performance and they're putting down their phones to work on those large PPT sales decks that they can only see fractionally.

A better phone is good -- maybe Google could help produce one.  How about a keyboard (soft or real) that is consistent with our other keyboards key positions so that when you want to sound as smart as your phone in your text messages -- and not like a misspelling illiterate -- you could. Working on sound quality is good -- thanks to Google's partners. But there you go again, Google -- it's back to the constraints and limitations of your Gmail contact list -- don't let your shaky hands over that hypersensitive screen mis-type anything. And good luck trying to figure out if you're on the right message -- the smart phone version of Gmail does not permit breaking 'conversations' up into their individual message components.

Are you sure you want to get rid of PCs?  I wonder if Eric Schmidt's household has narrowed itself down to smart phones -- I bet not -- how could he see the entire list of what his Google search retrieved? And sending critical business-related messages (buy, sell? other?) Or to put it another way, how about adding an 'ARE YOU SURE?' question before every send, dial, and delete?  Because I am betting that most of us aren't really sure when we're on a 'smart' phone -- we're trying to respond between red lights and the search for a parking space. Someday the 'smart' moniker is going to look just a bit overreaching -- even as the alternative 'feature' phone was kind of dumb about information. But at least (for a while) vendors knew its place in the world.

He didn't mention the tablet -- that is gilding the device lily. As an NPR analyst noted this evening, the iPad created a market for a device we didn't know we needed -- and now the 80+ tablet competitors are racing into the market with imitators of that device so that they, too, can participate in a market for these products that we don't need. I guess that is the definition of a fad. So let's say you have a smart phone, a laptop, a tablet, a game console and a few (archaic) cell phones lying around the house. Are you happier?  Was it a better use of money than, say, a vacation?  Repairing your snow-damaged roof? Maybe we're not as smart as we think.

Tablets & smartphones...we're getting smarter

Thanks Laurie for a realistic view of the future of technology. I've been walking into Verizon for years and saying, "Why do I need a pocket size phone???" I have this big purse right here. The tiny keyboards are ridiculous too. Why would I even want to read an email on that little thing? 77 million boomers and the phones have continued to get smaller--I'm watching people try to read these things with limited success. I'm glad to see the tablets coming out and some can actually do Skype on them with webcams now built in. So I think we're heading in the right direction. I was checking out how www.lifebio.com looks on the tablets too the other day and I think people are going to like this....although I am still going to be reaching for my laptop. Call me crazy but the traditional keyboard ain't going away (at least in my life). Smartphones better get smarter and a little bigger too.

Eric Schmidt

I agree with your post esp the part about bi-focal for the bifocals. I love my IPhone but with my aging ears cannot get the volume loud enough to hear my caller - and they don't have an app for that! Email is lost on the younger generation if you can't say it in 140 or less they might miss your message altogether. At this point I'm just trying to keep up-Thanks Pat Caregivergal@twitter

Memo to Eric Schmidt

Laurie: Thanks for the witty and wise blog. You're right. Let's not forget that the our Brave New World of e-devices won't necessarily make us happier, but perhaps a lot more distracted. Like you write, there are real physical world activities that have to be accomplished, and probably make us a lot happier than the next wave of gadgets.

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